KICK ASS GO TO SPACE REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE Tom / 27 / He/Him Court-Appointed Jester

fish-mage:

kimpossibooty:

I proudly save every picture I see of a cool wizard casting a spell

as someone who has their own wizard picture collection. Would you like to share with the class

So just a few treasures include

And my personal favorite is of course:

Which I never risk being without so I do keep laminated copies in my (kinda nasty) phone case

And behind my license in my wallet, in case I ever need to smooth talk a cop out of a ticket

turnipfritters:

bantlers:

The devil is a twink named luke

- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms

Here’s a big general question. As we gather tadpoles and so on, how hard are we going with our powers?

This one isn’t a rush so I’ll leave it open for the full day before using tadpoles for anything also say hi to our dream visitor

tokiantela:

pankenlewd:

babe you did not just pronounce fajita like that

500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat:

oh yes it’s that time of year

Urgent folks which hat do I get

kimpossibooty:

BG3 by Committee - Another Gut Check

She took us back to her office and is offering to fix us up! How kind!

Do we

Let her do whatever

Stop her and walk away

Kill her in privacy

Ten minutes!

That privacy Did Not Last but she is dead as a doorknob now

Ten minutes!

kimpossibooty:

kimpossibooty:

i love video games and the people who play them

@mothboyconnor Stellar Blade, which I’m currently downloading a demo of bc I’ve seen people both say it’s a great game despite the titties everywhere and say it’s a great game ONLY BECAUSE of the titties everywhere and I have to know if there’s any world where it’s worth $70

I did check this out and honestly the game seems absolutely horrible lmao I only did the demo but I couldn’t find a redeeming factor unless a whole lot closeups on and jiggle physics for tits and ass count

She took us back to her office and is offering to fix us up! How kind!

Ten minutes!